this makes me want curb-stomp sponge bob…how dare you laugh at perry’s pain!!
Robert Downey jr’s face was meant to be on cats okay
I really don’t know why I find this so amusing…
(via haave-you-met-ted)
eat that up, it's good for you.
you would look a little better, don't you know, if you just wore less makeup. but it's hard to realize when you're sky-high fighting off the spaceships.
Their guy love is… it’s just beautiful. <3
*beep beep beep beep beep…beep beep* “Turk’s back from his honeymoon!!”
NOTHING wrong with that.
May 30, 1993
Arrested Developmeme
So call me Maeby.
they call me the hiphoppopotamus
flows that glow like phosphorus, poppin off the top of this esophagus, rockin this metropolis, i’m not a large water-dwelling mammal, where’d you get that preposterous hypothesis, did Steve tell you that perchance? Steve…
(via haave-you-met-ted)
| 11 year olds today: | omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!! |
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| me when I was 11: | omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning |
Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line cast member:
Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50i don’t feel sorry for the person who worked this out i just envy them
i know the point don’t matter…but colin should have won ;)
